Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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matt is fat

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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