- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Women's rights.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

sucks Syntax...

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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