You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

ever tried african food? they neither

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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