I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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