- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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