how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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THE GAME

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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