Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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Cripples are lame.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Your life

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