- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

You idiot thats 9 letters

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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