What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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A Serbian Film

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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jd and zach loves vigina

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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