- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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