- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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