- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

So these two girls have a cup .

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

irish man drinking john smiths

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Skrillex.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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