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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

Who's on first? Garvey.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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