- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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