A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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