Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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the WNBA

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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jibby jobby

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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