- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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