- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

YES! EXACTLY!

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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