Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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