- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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