- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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