Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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