- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's city is in New York New York City

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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