How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Knock Knock Who did that?

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

like most people my age. im 27

Black People

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

The Oakland Raiders

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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