- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pickles are moist.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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