- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

chinga tue madre Ryan

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

why did the zebra cross the road?

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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