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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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