How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Where's my tractor?

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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