How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Eric is gay Ha

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Robin, get in the car!

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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