- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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