what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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