What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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