- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Women's Rights

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Emily Walker.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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