A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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whats black and large -me

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Anti Joke

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