- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Michael Brown

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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