Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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whats a joke

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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