Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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