- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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