- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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