Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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