Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Good job, son.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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