- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Black people in Camden NJ.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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