- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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