- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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