why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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