what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Boner

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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