What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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You were born.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Racial Equality

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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