What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

kill yourself

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

my whole life!

I had friends on the Death Star.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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