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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Sir, your wife is dead

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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