- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Misner is a twat.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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