Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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