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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Were can you find a bag of meth?

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