a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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