2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

No it doesnt..

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

thomas!!!!

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Hello.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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