one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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