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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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