- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

ur an fagit

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

dyslexics of the world untie!

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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