What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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