- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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