- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

roses are red violets are indigo

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

If life gives you lemonade.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Connor is homosexuaI

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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