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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Cripples are lame.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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