- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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