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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Asian women drivers...

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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