whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

will you like this joke my sources say no

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

your mom gave me head.....phones

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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