- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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