- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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