- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

-knock knock! -doors open

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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