- Anti Joke

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What is a jew in space? Dead

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: starts to laugh Yeah...that's a funny cup.

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch