What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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when debbie meets downer

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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