- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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