- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

This is a joke.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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