why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Fat people

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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