What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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