- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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