- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

there once was a black man who played basketball

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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