- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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