- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

WHAT THE BABIES?!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

The lion swallowed his pride.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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