- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

your mum

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

mexicans fishing

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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