- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Replacement Referees

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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