why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Psychics.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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