If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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knock,knock you suck

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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