What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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Penis chickens

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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