Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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