- Anti Joke

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

the game

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Call of Duty is a good game.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!