- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Whats green? The color green.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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