- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

I don't believe in giraffes.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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