- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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