- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??