How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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