- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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