- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Donald Trump.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

The WNBA.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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