- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Who is John Galt?

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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