It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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