Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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knock,knock you suck

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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