This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Racial Equality

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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