How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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