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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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