- Anti Joke

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

I have an idea! You leave.