What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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diarrhea.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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