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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Jimmy Saville

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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