- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

There's a god, just kidding.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

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