- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin beiber..

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Well this is pointless.....

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

you dint have to be a jew matt

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

I was once a hamster.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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