Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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