Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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womens rights

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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