Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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ecks! why zee?

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