yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Face Hunter is scum

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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Mitt Romney

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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