- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Not home.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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