- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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