- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why can't february march Because april may

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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