Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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the bible

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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