- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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