- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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