- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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