- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Boxing on Boxing Day

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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