what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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