- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

I read the terms of service.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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