- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

minorities.....

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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