why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

whats my name? Matt

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Neil is a reterd.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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