- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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