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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Sex vagina. lol.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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