what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What would Muhammed do?

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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T u r n i p s

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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