- Anti Joke

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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