- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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