Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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