What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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