- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

A man walks into a bar

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

whos district champs not JM

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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