There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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