roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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