- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Roses are red, yup.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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